在亚马逊看到一条电脑电池的评价，好好笑啊

pros: new battery works like new. the sun is shinier, the moon glows more, world peace is on its way, free energy for everyone is coming, the cure for cancer will come out any day now, and i can finally browse without a plug for longer than an hour again.

cons: have to get approval signed in triplicate and notarized with a blood test to submit to EPA, State of California, the UN, the European Commission, and 42 other letter agencies just to dispose of old battery. no one has invented portable black holes yet to dispose of old batteries, so i won't dock a star from this review.